Hello. My name is Kay Heffernan. I doubt you, I doubt myself.last.fm / livejournal / flickr Tumblr (3.0; @wooden)http://wooden.tumblr.com/<object width="425px" height="360px"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=100807660,t=1,mt=video" /><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=100807660,t=1,mt=video" width="400" height="338" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254885826http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254885826Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:59:59 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjmuxD3j51qzur5wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://thedisco.tumblr.com/">thedisco</a>)</p> <p>Jon go back to being adorable please</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254130023http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254130023Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:20:39 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjz40vIPm1qz7gfqo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Who’s fucking who up the ass now, Quarter 2?</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254129052http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254129052Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:19:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wooden.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/254059633/tumblr_ktjuxcXwMH1qz7gfq&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Parisian Goldfish by Flying Lotus</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254059633http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/254059633Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:48:48 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc8fu4pDV1qz7gfqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/249215477http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/249215477Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:59:00 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc8asaMtQ1qz7gfqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>cleaning my desktop makes me feel so much better</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/249212109http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/249212109Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:56:52 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6o7pg1zG1qzrvo0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://audreyhepburncomplex.tumblr.com/">audreyhepburncomplex</a>)</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/246398158http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/246398158Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:01:47 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7hdvJlzK1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahpokememe.tumblr.com/post/246303044/thedailywhat-calculus-exam-of-the-day">fuckyeahpokememe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/246072156/calculus-exam-of-the-day-professor-pokemon-over">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Calculus Exam of the Day:</b> Professor Pokémon over here.</p> <p>(with apologies to Professor Gabe for co-opting his bit.)</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/calculus-fail-hpz/">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/246395014http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/246395014Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:58:40 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wooden.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/245583537/tumblr_kt6onsHjbJ1qz7gfq&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>he a-a-ate my heart</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/245583537http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/245583537Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:04:00 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5izusAOq1qzpe8uo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/">kari-shma</a>)</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/245571846http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/245571846Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:54:25 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KJRSxDgBVy8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KJRSxDgBVy8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>fucking amazing</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/238710953http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/238710953Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:10:21 -0500<p>oh my god have you ever hated someone so much that every time you hear about them you physically cringe? i want to punch this girl in the face whenever i see her, which is every day, unfortunately. she has the most terrible sense of humor and no original personality. she’s a fucking vacuole of pop culture heavily doused with mental retardation. i don’t know what i’m going to do if i have to spend more time with her than absolutely necessary. i feel awful for saying this, but this girl is my worst nightmare. she is the epitome of everything i hate. i just want to leave and never see her again rgbxdrg</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/238704466http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/238704466Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:03:00 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvb6d9zuj1qz7gfqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>written in August</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/238566673http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/238566673Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:39:49 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6iy3mkNt1qzbykto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://argonauts.tumblr.com/post/224971581">argonauts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://moviesinframes.tumblr.com/post/224945102/the-great-mouse-detective-1986-dir-ron">moviesinframes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>The Great Mouse Detective</i>, 1986 (dir. Ron Clements, Burny Mattinson)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>RATTIGAN</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/225176585http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/225176585Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:55:52 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923606&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923606&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923606&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>a baby elephant <i>sneezes</i> oh my god :3</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/224753577http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/224753577Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:16:00 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://wooden.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/223409393/tumblr_ks2tcwRW2R1qzykxj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://desotodeson.tumblr.com/post/222816476/meysell-worm-mountain-by-the-flaming-lips">desotodeson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meysell.tumblr.com/post/222812962/worm-mountain-by-the-flaming-lips-mgmt-the-end">meysell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>worm mountain</b> by the flaming lips</p> <p>mgmt</p> <p>the end</p> </blockquote> this is slowly becoming my #1 favorite on embryonic</blockquote>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/223409393http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/223409393Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:55:51 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krrkh5cRSD1qa68gko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://argonauts.tumblr.com/post/223224485">argonauts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thenightlife.tumblr.com/post/223198993/1997-intelligentlyscrewed-recreant-emilyegarvin-mem">thenightlife</a>:<a href="http://1997.tumblr.com/post/223193618/intelligentlyscrewed-recreant-emilyegarvin-memories">1997</a>:<a href="http://intelligentlyscrewed.tumblr.com/post/223192804/recreant-emilyegarvin-memoriestokeep-didi">intelligentlyscrewed</a>:<a href="http://recreant.tumblr.com/post/223145106">recreant</a>:<a href="http://emilyegarvin.tumblr.com/post/223017194/firsttoolast-finders-thisroutineriot-playkonstantin">emilyegarvin</a>:<a href="http://memoriestokeep.tumblr.com/post/217152629/didi-stu-what-are-you-doing-stu-making">memoriestokeep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><b>Didi</b>: Stu, what are you doing? <br/><b>Stu</b>: Making chocolate pudding. <br/><b>Didi</b>: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding? <br/><b>Stu</b>: Because I’ve lost control of my life.</p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/223402149http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/223402149Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:48:15 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3oxzWNmQ1qz7gfqo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>so dope yo</p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/223398234http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/223398234Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:44:23 -0400<p><a href="http://fmylife.tumblr.com/post/222157982/today-i-got-home-from-work-and-heard-the-shower">fmylife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn’t in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML<img width="1" height="1" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/fmylife/~4/oid50aErZxs"/></p> </blockquote>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/222159213http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/222159213Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:59:34 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks1geqIR5q1qzt27ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://trixietang.tumblr.com/">trixietang</a>)</p> <p>sup my tumblr post</p> <p><i>herro kitty</i></p>http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/222157547http://wooden.tumblr.com/post/222157547Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:57:06 -0400